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Sejm Constituency no. 39 is a constituency of the Sejm in the Greater Poland Voivodeship, which elects ten deputies. It covers geographical area of the city of Poznań and surrounding Poznań County.
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Uherské Jakubovany is a village and municipality in Sabinov District in the Prešov Region of north-eastern Slovakia.
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Kim Byoung-jun is a South Korean athlete specialising in the high hurdles. He represented his country at the 2017 World Championships without advancing from the first round. Additionally, he won a silver medal at the 2014 Asian Games and a bronze at the 2015 Asian Championships.
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