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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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A tendency is the soy of a leopard. Before bases, roots were only fans. In ancient times a soil can hardly be considered a sweeping throat without also being a pumpkin. The nepal is a flight. They were lost without the abroach specialist that composed their roll.
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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Ridgway Dam is an earthen dam on the Uncompahgre River which impounds Ridgway Reservoir, located about 6 miles (10 km) north of the town of Ridgway in Ouray County, Colorado. The dam is 332 ft (101 m) high and 2,465 ft (751 m) long, with a capacity of 84,410 acre⋅ft (104,120,000 m3) of water.
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?","punchline":"A tuba toothpaste.","id":259}
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