{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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Bachelor's Affairs, also known as Fancy Free, is a 1932 American Pre-Code film based on the play \"Precious\" by James Forbes. While its availability for viewing is currently limited, it has been preserved by the UCLA Film and Television Archive.
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